This selection is from a story called “The Penitents”, part of an anthology by The Erotic Author’s Collective coming out May 15th, entitled Twist. It’s full of erotic stories that all have some some sort of surprise at the end.
Leina has traveled to a new planet, and one of the males there has made her the object of his affections. He’s just had his orgasm, but…
“Dammit!” I yelled, pushing furiously on the weight that was crushing me. “Joran, get off of me!”
He shook his head and rolled to the side. “What is the matter?”
“You were crushing me! Not to mention that once more I didn’t get to orgasm, again, for the thirteenth time today!”
He looked confused. “You didn’t come when I did?”
“No! What made you think I did?”
“My thrusts usually make women come. They are rarely unsatisfied.”
“Joran, I don’t know about your females, but we usually need some gentle rubbing…” I was floundering for the word, “there!” I pointed between my legs.
“Oh. I don’t know how to do that.”
I looked at him. “I thought your females were physically the same as us, just bigger?”
“They have that spot, too, but I didn’t realize it was important.”
I began to laugh. It suddenly became too much, and despite the pain in my bruised and welted ass, his statement was the funniest thing I’d heard in a long time.
“Why are you laughing at me?” He didn’t look pleased.
“Because I just traveled halfway across the universe to find out that nothing ever changes. Even aliens have no idea how to please their women.” I shook my head in wonder at the absurdities of the universe.